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Regisblackgaard

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Reviews by Regisblackgaard

Review for This One Elf Guy Goes on a Quest or Something
13 Apr 2017
This is too funny. Quote of the day: "You’re more like the full-sized Lord of the Rings kind of elf only you speak regular English and you’re like 40% less douchey."
Review for Guttersnipe: Carnival of Regrets
13 Apr 2017
"Giant Homicidal Communist Vampire Spotted Devilbeast from Hell (Glutteus Infernalis)." LOL! This is a very witty, descriptive, and interesting game. Fully recommend! It may take me a while to finish all the puzzles, but it's a great start!
Review for Chat-Snap
15 Feb 2017
You're such a slut.
Review for Chillflix
15 Feb 2017
bad rating , because i feel that porn disrespects the IF community.
Review for Cereal. I Mean Life.
10 Feb 2017
3.4/5 stars, mostly because of the art.
A tidbit too short for a good review. Also, you borrowed some stuff. Also, this induced a chuckle. In my brain.
Good art, though. Keep it up with the art.
Review for Uncharted 4.5
07 Jan 2017
NICEEEE!!!
THUMBS UP!!!!
KEep WORKING!!!
AND READERS!!!
KEEEEEEEEEEEP PLAYINGGGGGG!!!!!
-original
-i like what you did with the all-caps words
-funny as shit
Review for Machine of Death
06 Jan 2017
It was a good game.
Review for Welcome to Existence.
05 Jan 2017
Good!
Reminds me of childhood.
Review for Bestiary
04 Jan 2017
Another excellent game by Robert GAC. Keep creating!
Review for Quest for the King's Crown
04 Jan 2017
YES!!!
I BEAT THE GAME!!!!
DEATH TO ALL YOU STUPID FIMIRS!!!!
Review for The Programming Room
04 Jan 2017
AEGGHHGHGHHGHGHG
SO HARRRRRD
STILL WORKING ON IT
Review for It's election time in Pakistan: Go rich boy, go!
04 Jan 2017
YAAAAASSSSS
I AM SOOOOO MOVING TO PAKISTAN!!!!!!!!
Review for Cobblestone
03 Jan 2017
LOL THIS IS THE BEST KEEP MAKING MORE
Review for The Fast Food Button
03 Jan 2017
OMG THIS IS TERRIFIC!!!!
IF YOU ARE STILL MAKING PART 2, REPLY ON THE COMMENTS AND I WILL 5-STAR YOUR PART 2!!!
WHY???
BECAUSE YOU WILL MAKE IT SOO GOOD THAT YOU WILL DESERVE THE REVIEW!!!!
Review for The Compound | Episode One
03 Jan 2017
Alright.
As is standard, i will give the 1-2-3 +- stars review.
1. Pretty well written, a bit interesting. +4
2. Shorter than my great-aunt's uncle. -1
3. Extremely good effects and colors. They aren't just there to make the game look "cool", but they have a purpose. +1
4. Timers are longer than a giraffe's neck. -1
5. At the end, where there is the conversation between two doctors, I can't get anywhere. Perhaps you should test-run the game?
Summary: Altogether a solid game that needs a bit more test runs but is altogether not that bad at all.
Review for Wolves
03 Jan 2017
extremely amateurish.
1. CHOICES
a. not a lot
b. some are just stupid. "there is a plain." really?
2. LENGTH
a. short
3. QUALITY
a. wasn't too well made.
b. extremely short
c. not interesting
d. not original at all. you admit yourself that some parts were borrowed from RadiantDawn's game.

Nuff said.
Otherwise, good job on your first game. I didn't do too well on mine either.
Review for Ti Ti Laya
03 Jan 2017
WHAT THE FUCK?
1. not a textadventure or a gamebook
2. incredibly racist.
3. I see lots of chinese people everyday and they dont look black at all.
Review for Race for Christmas Presents
19 Dec 2016
this game is THE BEST seasonal game EVER!!!!
Review for Santa Rescue
19 Dec 2016
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
Review for Lemon Simulator 2014
19 Dec 2016
lolololololol
lmfao
Review for Hood
18 Dec 2016
please do more!
Review for The Last Struggle
17 Dec 2016
Love it! (:
this game details military strategy in a very knowlegdeble way.
Review for Are you confused yet?
16 Dec 2016
dubya tee eff.
first i would like to give you credit for living up to your game's title.
Second NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE! I AM NOOOOT CONFUSED BECAUSE I KNOW THE MEANING OF THE GAME IS:
TO TROOLLL PEOPLE!
this game makes no sense and the author never spend ANY EFFORT on it.
Review for Roberta Williams Eats a Sandwich
15 Dec 2016
gooood??? i guesss???
Review for A day in the Life of Kyle
15 Dec 2016
amazing. the brits who categorize the game simply cant appreciate American, Kyleian humor.
Review for The Pitiful Life Of Zach
15 Dec 2016
im not your friend, but this was still hillarious.
Review for A Pathetic Life:Survive the high school
15 Dec 2016
sorry for the 2 stars kid.
1. this could better as a textadventure, but then maybe not. you choose!
2. this is one of the games where you make a random choice and hope it is the right one. those games SUCK and are extremely boring/frustrating.
3. basically i look out a window and die. WOOOOOW
4. TOOOOO SHORT
5. great writing, otherwise would be a 1 star. its really like a 2.5 stars, but you REALLY REALLY want a story where the person finishes and feels like they havent wasted 30 minutes (or seconds in your case) and have instead actually had fun.

i suggest you put this back in the WIP category, and perhaps put all your chapters in the same game. that way it would be longer, more enjoyable at the end, and we would all enjoy more of your great writing.
Review for Barbarian
15 Dec 2016
Had a lot of potential, until [internal error]
Review for Jacqueline, Jungle Queen!
15 Dec 2016
great game! i am appaled by b*****s like Susana who give this one star. Personaly, i havent won yet, but i would like to someday.
Review for Keeping Up With The Apocalypse
15 Dec 2016
omg this is fantastic!
Review for Morning
14 Dec 2016
GGGGG RRRRRR eat game. (i got too lazy)
GG
GG G
GGGGG
Review for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
14 Dec 2016
good! i FINALLY got out of my house and died in 5 minutes.
Review for Running from the Stranger
14 Dec 2016
OK?
- the first parts were really funny, especially all that graphic violence. i also liked all the realistic stuff that was, for some reason, humorous. so +4 stars for that.
-the grammer was sorta...messed up so -0.5 stars for that.
-it was too short, so -2 stars for that...
-Finally, i could tell that you put lots of work into this game, so +1.5 stars.
All in all, a solid game that could do with more polishing and work.

Review for Voting For Trump Simulator 2016
14 Dec 2016
AHAHAHAHA THIS MADE MY DAYYYYYYYYYY
Review for Jimmy's Bad Day
14 Dec 2016
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
this is such a great game!
TIP TO READERS:
read aloud in a classy New York accent.
Review for Modest Mordvinov - Man of Steel
14 Dec 2016
great game! i want more people to check this out!
Review for Super Fun Happy Butcher Time
14 Dec 2016
good, but out of a retarded person's mind.
Review for da fresh prince ov swagg
14 Dec 2016
dez da swaggiest game ah dem all.
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| OBEY |
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Review for Text Miner
13 Dec 2016
good, but you get killed by mountain lions.
Review for I am Number 20 Part 1
13 Dec 2016
great game but...
1. confusing font 2. this would be better made as a text adventure 3. FINISH IT ALREADY
good concept but sort of sketchily made.
Review for Victorian Detective 2
13 Dec 2016
awesome game!
Review for Acme Adventure
12 Dec 2016
dubya tee eff.
this is even worse than i effing expected.
1. pretty much NO choices. (only 3, really)
2. BORING except for the boss, veggieburger or something.
3. TOO SHORT
but you got 2 stars because your name and profile picture and so effing lame that i ell em ay ohhed.
Review for Facebook Simulator
12 Dec 2016
what dah fack? ? ?
1. POODS IS AMAZING, YOU MADE HIM AWFUL
2. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too short.
3. almost no choices.

all these pages could fit on one facking piece of toilet paper.
Review for Your Morning
09 Dec 2016
too short, none of the options were funny, and your profile picture is an eyesore.
Review for Tunselous and the quest for Evaot
08 Dec 2016
I say, this man is brilliant
Review for Tunselous
08 Dec 2016
Amazing! why is this game even in sandpit???
Review for Portcullis
07 Dec 2016
good game! reminds me of thirty or forty years ago, when i was not even born!
Review for Medieval Adventurer
06 Dec 2016
good game!
but not exactly the textadventure type.
Review for The Rooms
06 Dec 2016
not bad, but not good either. 3.6.
Review for 12 Hours
06 Dec 2016
what the fuck?
Review for Dancing Storm
06 Dec 2016
another good game!
Review for A Christmas Game
03 Dec 2016
very representative of today.
also a very festive spirit, which is what i fell in love with.
Review for Photographs
03 Dec 2016
what?
first there are like no choices.
second your game is broken.
third, just read the two reviews below mine for some more help.
because you need help.
Review for Lenny and Goliath
03 Dec 2016
a few glitches that make it seem amateurish.
otherwise
AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

too many e's, right?
Review for RandomCats
03 Dec 2016
HAHAHAHAHA
you are such a good comedy writer
Review for Tea House
03 Dec 2016
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this might be very hard to read, but your game sucks.
the main reasons why: (although there are more)

this game was extremely shallow. there was no storyline, no detailed descriptions of characters and objects, and no goal(s)/puzzle(s) to complete. I couldnt take anything or use anything, and overall, it was really boring. It never got a hold of my interest and i dont think it will get anyone's.

You may say that the goal was to: "Find Your Way to the Tea House!!!" but when i actually got to your stupid little tea house, the game didn't even end. And then if i go to Unknown 717 after i meet the derpy little teenager, it will say that i have MISSED the teaparty. Umm, what??

at one place it says you meet An Old People. ok??? what??? and then it says you are in an a spring. what does "in an a spring" even mean??? same problemo with the teenager, except that this time it says that i am INSIDE the teenager? what am i, a piece of shit?

Lots of unexplained stuff like i am saved from thousands of zombies. Umm how? and it says that it took 24 hours to fight against them. I would have fallen asleep by then, just like i fell asleep after 5 minutes of your crappy game.

This game is too short. Nuff said.

Finally, this game is amateaurish and i would not recommend it to anyone on this site. If you actually like this game, go to hell. You may be new, but try working on your game again before publishing it.

GOODBYE SEQUENCE
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Review for A game version 0.1
03 Dec 2016
good concept, but update
Review for Devastation
03 Dec 2016
i feel compelled to swear.
no i wont.
reasons why you earned 1 shining golden star:
-no way to win
-every possible way to die
-game too short
-descriptions too short
-BORING
fine i will swear.
the author is an A**HOLE WHO IS FULL OF SH*T
that's better.
good bye.
Review for The Ballad of Lazy Eye Pablo
03 Dec 2016
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
that it made me
CRYYY
BOOOHOOOHOOOHOOOHOOO
Review for Art of Relief
27 Nov 2016
good game!
Review for Igby goes to an IT -job
27 Nov 2016
well don!!!!

II GGG BBBB YY YY
II GG BB B YY YY
II GG GG BBBBB YY
II GG GG BB B YY
II GGG BBBBB YY

is amazingQ

Review for GTLive Goes Trick-or-Treating
27 Nov 2016
a good game that i like a lot
Review for Dr. Science Mouth
27 Nov 2016
a what a good of a game of a genius
Review for A stroll
27 Nov 2016
most underrated game ever.
unfortunately i can see some tension between "Explosive Dolphin" and "Ghost Rider 4117" but that's beside the point because they both make great indie gamebooks!!!!
yay!!!!
Review for Meme Quest V1.8 {"FIN"} I RAN INTO A DEV ERROR NO LONGER ABLE TO CREATE GAME FURTHER
27 Nov 2016
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Review for The Story of MLJesus
27 Nov 2016
YAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This game is one of the BEST on the HOLE SITE
Review for Tom Looks for Cat
26 Nov 2016
reminds me of a game that i once made...
did not get good feedback.
Review for The Haunted House (Unfinished)
24 Nov 2016
this would make a really good dare.
playing this in the dark.
Review for Jack freeman
23 Nov 2016
a sad story of the modern world,
but realistic and satirical at the same time.
Review for The House In The Woods That Probably Has A Psycho Clown With A Chainsaw In It
23 Nov 2016
good but a leetle too cringy for a 5 star.
Review for The Red Door And The Blue Door
23 Nov 2016
FANTASTIC!
make it longer but other wise simply
FANTASTIC!
i love doors from now on!!!!!
Review for A game of choice.
23 Nov 2016
good but mention princess in the title
Review for the maze trap
23 Nov 2016
spoiler alert: there is no way to get out of the maze
other spoiler alert: none of the endings are interesting
final spoiler alert: it is extremely and horridly short
Review for The Adventures of school girl Sarah Brown
23 Nov 2016
good good game.
definetly worth playing.
Review for Beowulf - A random soldier's tale
23 Nov 2016
no. no. no.
-photo sucks
-choices are ???
-no fighting
-not descriptive
Review for The Miller's Tale
23 Nov 2016
appaling. appaling. simply appaling.
Review for Empires of the Medieval Age
23 Nov 2016
good game.
i would give you a 5-star if there was a full game.
Review for A Day in the Life of Precious the Wiener Dog
23 Nov 2016
um.. ok?
this is one of the games where you make the right choice: out of two or three and then if you make the wrong choice, YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
unfortunately all the results are totally random and it requires NO BRAIN POWER WAHTSO EVER.

why a 3-star then?
the writing was ok..
and i wanted to give you A CHANCE which you totally DONT HAVE!!!

good day.
Review for Quest to find a quest
23 Nov 2016
wtf?
BIG PROBLEMS:
-TOO F***IN SHORT! took me 10 seconds to "solve" it
-doesnt make sense
-no quest at ALLLL
-no information on who i am playing as or where i am
-McDonalds
Review for Transport
21 Nov 2016
just what 2-star means: Poor.
also what i played as.
Review for Zigamus: Zombies at Vigamus
21 Nov 2016
I LOVE IT!
what a talented game.
I wish i could give a 50 star.
Review for The Labyrinth
21 Nov 2016
even though this is still WIP,
it is amazingly great.
Review for Dog-Sitting 2
21 Nov 2016
wtf?
this is one of the games where you choose the right choice (outta 3) OR YA DIE!
i hate these.
Review for The Silliest Jurassic Park Text Adventure Game Ever Programmed
21 Nov 2016
it was ok, i guess...
Review for Your Name is John
21 Nov 2016
I LOVE IT!
this is so goood.
Review for Love and Dinosaurs
21 Nov 2016
uhm...no.
although i will give you points for good (meh) narration,
the story was
-weird
-short
-inklewriter
AND TOTALLY NOT INTERESTING
Review for Lost in Blocks
21 Nov 2016
AWESOME GAME!
like it alot.
I tried to make one like this but it failed.
YOU SUCCEEDED
Review for Dentist Appointment
21 Nov 2016
wattafak? too short for my liking.
Review for The Daily Struggles of a Fat Man
21 Nov 2016
****in stupid!
Review for In Media Res
21 Nov 2016
preety cool.
Review for The Road to Reunions
20 Nov 2016
pretty good game!
Review for Mother Dearest
19 Nov 2016
good game.
There are so many good games like these that I think are better than the top ones.
Review for I have no idea what this is.
19 Nov 2016
that's two seconds of my life i wont get back.
Review for Dear the Buccaneer
19 Nov 2016
AWESOME GAME!
Review for Spider's amazing huggle fest!
19 Nov 2016
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Nice writing
-Fun story
-Original Idea

Suggestions:
-Make it longer! we want more.
-Make it a choice for who to hug: A or B
Review for Meme Quest
19 Nov 2016
Good but the videos suck otherwise would give you a 5
Review for Enterprising
18 Nov 2016
a well designed game.
Review for New in Town
17 Nov 2016
what an original game!
-killed Giant
-hired Sandy
-killed warrior
-interacted with Blacksmith
-explored town
-fished
-met a mysterious stranger
-killed a deer
Review for Giingus
15 Nov 2016
i would give 0 stars if i could
Review for The Warrior and the Elf
15 Nov 2016
pictures are good
Review for Ye Olde Barbershop
15 Nov 2016
thou doth hath thy work fulfillede.
Review for The Attack of Harambe
10 Nov 2016
#DicksOutForHarambe
You are forever in my mind, Harambe
Review for James the Game
10 Nov 2016
Cool! Great game
Review for Lanced!
07 Nov 2016
IM THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 tries to win, pretty easy.
Review for Be the giantess!
02 Nov 2016
good game!
Review for museum explore!
02 Nov 2016
I LOVE IT!!!!
Review for ninjago 1
02 Nov 2016
bruh......
Review for No Mercy
02 Nov 2016
I like it a lot! I wish I could play a real game like this all day long..... Anyways, I feel sorry for you bro, cuz this guy, tiger189a gave you uno stars. Yeah, I know, me too.
Review for Avast, Ye Mateys!
31 Oct 2016
Awesome! I love it. It has a very basic gameplay but is extremely addictive.
Review for Camp Stabbiwaka
31 Oct 2016
Excellent writing! I love all your stories, but this one is the best.
Review for Gnome King
31 Oct 2016
Five stars for your hard work! I love gnomes from now on!
Review for you must read these jokes
31 Oct 2016
haha funny
Review for Conversion Machine Converting Simulator!!!
31 Oct 2016
It is very goot game. I dont know how to rite reviews.
Review for Simple Linear Game
31 Oct 2016
Amazing! Change the profile picture though, it creeeeeps people out.
Review for The Game
29 Oct 2016
It is dumb
Review for Amity x Li
29 Oct 2016
This story is the worst
Review for Shrunk at high-school (Ver.2)
28 Oct 2016
what a perverted game
Review for Shrink Ray
27 Oct 2016
So much potential! (usually is GTS, not GT which makes it fun) Keep working!
Review for Im new here
27 Oct 2016
Well Writeen
Review for The Lost Orb
27 Oct 2016
this is not even comedy.
Review for Sir Loin 2: The Phantom Dennis
27 Oct 2016
no pictures...APPALING! check out LEgend of Ooga, my text adventure.
Review for Can you survive a dystopia post fallout zone redo 1st part
27 Oct 2016
Yes this game also has potential and nice pictures but WORK ON IT MORE! looking forward to next update :0
Review for Can you survive a Dystopia?
27 Oct 2016
I liked it a lot and it has lots of potential. However, try working on it more...YOU"RE IN SIX GRADE! you probably have lots of time to do this so yeah.
Review for Tic-Tac-Toe
27 Oct 2016
I like it a lot, bu t i got bored
Review for Peppa pig's ghetto adventure
27 Oct 2016
i hate it.
Review for Good Morning, World!
27 Oct 2016
meh... sort of boring. Maybe you should add another story for the dude's day.
Review for Haircut
26 Oct 2016
GOOD STORY< YOUNG MAN
Review for JAWS: The Text Adventure
26 Oct 2016
The link leads to a website, not a text adbenture. THIS IS SCAM DO NOT PLAY
Review for Veteran of the Zombie War
26 Oct 2016
This is one of the best text adventure games ever! (mines, legend of ooga, is the best but you're pretty close)
Review for Go north
25 Oct 2016
I love it!
Review for Vore dungeon
25 Oct 2016
stupid pervs
Review for Miss Azalea Hardheart's Academy for Ladies and Lordlings
25 Oct 2016
you pervert!
Review for Dungeon Quest
24 Oct 2016
@#&$#!**!!?
Review for Are You Banana Enough?
24 Oct 2016
WTF? #@$%**&!?!
Review for Latch Trap
24 Oct 2016
WTF! @#&%**#*!?!
Review for Escape the Woods Part 1
24 Oct 2016
WTF? #@!?**%$!
Review for Sex and Sex Again Alpha Ver. 002
24 Oct 2016
Awesome! I hope the other version comes out soon!
Review for Knight Thief
22 Oct 2016
I love it! "looking at my own head once i am dead" that has nice ring to it!
Review for Lost in Forest
22 Oct 2016
WAHT A STUPPED STOREE! iwouldhavegivenit ZERO IF THEY LET ME! man.
Review for The Boy and his Dad
22 Oct 2016
Good overall story! However, try to fit much more choices in. Otherwise, you'd get a 5, mein frein
Review for Blub
22 Oct 2016
WHAT DUH BLEEP? YOU ARE SUCHA BLEEP! BLEEPIN BLEEPS!
Review for How Martina Was Won
22 Oct 2016
Fantastik!
Review for Harambe: The Text Adventure
22 Oct 2016
HArambe was a poo
Review for The Dare (Giantess)
22 Oct 2016
your game has no potential
Review for House Exploration
21 Oct 2016
Meh... Needs more interaction with people.
Review for A Small Adventure (Update)
19 Oct 2016
pretty good game
Review for Victorian Detective 3
13 Oct 2016
Hey...I know you, you're that Arthur Conan Doyle guy, right?
Review for An Extremley Stupid RPG: Glorious Edtion
13 Oct 2016
This is the BEST game in the whole site! Thank you. PS could you add some Pokemon Stuff just for fun with the hole pokemon go thing and all...
Review for Past of Scent
13 Oct 2016
where's part 2?
Review for Agoraphobia
13 Oct 2016
How does Bob rig his house like that?
Review for Geoff's Adventure
13 Oct 2016
Meh.... Geoff looks weird.
Review for CHOICEVENTURE: THE ROOM
10 Oct 2016
STUPID CAES STUPID CAES STUUUUUUUUUPID CAES
Review for SURVIVE THE FIVE YEAR OLDS
10 Oct 2016
So here is a review for you my good fellow