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SURVIVE THE FIVE YEAR OLDS by Musicgirl20021

Comedy

You decided to host the party of one of your friends' kids for a little bit of extra cash. BAD DECISION!!! Can you survive a party of crazy, sugar-hyped five year olds? Play through this game book style choose your own adventure to find out if you can keep them happy until their parents come and take them home.
Also, I just made some bug fixes and changed the playing style. Hope you enjoy version 1.1 of my first game!

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Review by tommyuwu

27 Jun 2024

i love this game. i loved forcing a 5-year old to throw up. i am a psycopath on the internet, arent i?

Review by Evans_Rolex

26 Nov 2018

Very funny, but try adding some more relatable stuff.

It's short, but I hardly think it matters. Make a sequel!

Review by Regisblackgaard

10 Oct 2016

So here is a review for you my good fellow

Review by pizzaforthewin

31 Jul 2014

As my comment said, yeah, it was nice, yet short and I read your comment on how you wanted to publish it quickly and all, but again to many deaths.

Review by URN8 GAYMES

28 Apr 2014

It was pretty good. I found that i completed it very quickly though...... Maybe try making it a bit longer.

Review by Claire6129

18 Apr 2014

I loved it.
So funny, with the five year olds! I'm now starting to babysit, but now I'm a bit nervous…. LOL!
PS, try some of my games, they might not be the best, but that's probably because most of them I rushed through, feeling sad that some were epic fails! :D