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Ye Olde Barbershop by theturkishzoo

Comedy

Thou doth be a mild mannered man, walking down the street when thy style of hair doth be insulted. To rectify this, thou doth travel to a barbershop to change thy hairstyle and prevent thyself from being mocked in the future, but is all as it seems? Can thou survive thy harrowing adventure in the barber shop!? Probably.

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Review by ZIGGY555

02 Nov 2022

This is the reason I made an account.

Review by broadwaydude

28 Nov 2021

How doth you badeth of grammar toth too teh spleling. Understandable, but too mucheth of eth the Elizabethan Englishen maketh me tired and confuseth humph muohhth pfffttt!

But it’s really funny. And I enjoyed it. Nice concept.
(checking in with everyone to say that my Elizabethan English was poor on purpose so I can avoid having to r/woooosh anyone)

Review by snazzy ray

28 Nov 2016

This game is great!!!!!

Review by Regisblackgaard

15 Nov 2016

thou doth hath thy work fulfillede.

Review by Smileyshoes

14 Nov 2016

Thee opinion of ye game be that I be a dirty bastard and take the evil ending. Alas, thee opinion of ye game be th' theme it be goin' with the ol' Ye Olde English language, even if ye olde bastard french made up the bastard english laugh, gave me a damn good laugh and made thee have smile on ye olde face. And th' whole idiotic "Bad Barber with evilness powers" be goddamn laughable. So, thee opinion of thee game is that "Ye Olde Barbershop" be some of the best speed me been on...

ALSO, YE AUTHOR BE A BASTARD FOR MAKIN' ME LAUGH FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
ye arse.

Review by DaNiX88

08 Jul 2015

This story is highly amusing and though filled with grammatical errors, the Old English remains understandable and funny. I was also impressed with the many different humourous choices and endings, which left me wanting to find them all. I especially liked the "undo" options, which made this whole process easier. However, it still could have maintained most of its humour if proper grammar had been used. So, although it didn't bother me, I can't bring myself to give the game 5 stars because of this.

Review by Mr Noggin

08 Jul 2015

Very amusing, and fairly short.

I really like the Elizabethan English bit, but unfortunately the grammar is terrible, and some (many) of the words are wrong. It is readable, though.

Review by Ilovemusic237

13 Jun 2015

I love this game! It matches my energy and did make me laugh out loud multiple times. I also like the Elizabethian English. I highly recommend to all! :)

Review by XanMag

11 Apr 2015

I'm not sure why I liked this so much. Perhaps it's mine ale that doth distract me?

But, I actually laughed out loud a couple times. Some may find the writing annoying but I think that's part of the humor. I also appreciate being able to go to my last decision without replaying it all over.

Very well done. Fan or no fan of game books, all should give this a chance. Fairly quick play and worth it. Grats.