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MooCow
Text adventure games by MooCow
Reviews by MooCow
Review for not funny calling me a beaver
26 Nov 2018
amayah, i can see why you're being bullied. hopefully the bullies come back so they can stop you from uploading a game 3 seconds after you've made it <33333
Review for Tapped
25 Oct 2018
i want to die
Review for Tunselous
04 Dec 2016
tunselous is my new deity
Review for Devastation
03 Dec 2016
as far as I can tell there's no way to win, but at least you put some effort into it unlike most authors
Review for Photographs
03 Dec 2016
very broken and nonsensical
try again and try harder before uploading, or at least test it. I don't understand what's so hard about that
try again and try harder before uploading, or at least test it. I don't understand what's so hard about that
Review for My dreams feel real
03 Dec 2016
ok so, cool concept, some tips
- some object descriptions were left blank, this is bad because it makes your game seem lazy
- I liked the skype conversation bit with your friend, but afterwards the text box disappeared and after I went to breakfast the text color changed to a pale white and it was difficult to read, you might want to look into that
- In the beginning, I tried using "john" in place of "friend" as that was his name, but it didn't work. To flesh out the game a bit you may want to consider adding more names for objects, to try and account for whatever the player types. It would make sense that "john" would work instead of "friend" so you may want to add it.
I wish there would have been more because it abruptly ended for me after the breakfast, as I couldn't go anywhere and the text box was missing. All in all, a good first game, keep making them and improving :)
- some object descriptions were left blank, this is bad because it makes your game seem lazy
- I liked the skype conversation bit with your friend, but afterwards the text box disappeared and after I went to breakfast the text color changed to a pale white and it was difficult to read, you might want to look into that
- In the beginning, I tried using "john" in place of "friend" as that was his name, but it didn't work. To flesh out the game a bit you may want to consider adding more names for objects, to try and account for whatever the player types. It would make sense that "john" would work instead of "friend" so you may want to add it.
I wish there would have been more because it abruptly ended for me after the breakfast, as I couldn't go anywhere and the text box was missing. All in all, a good first game, keep making them and improving :)
Review for Tea House
03 Dec 2016
pro tips:
- If you're going to add objects, always put a description. The dreaded, "nothing out of the ordinary" is a sure sign of a badly made game. And "looks scary" isn't a good description for a giant mountain.
- Why were we trying to go to the tea party? Why were there zombies? Why did you attempt to create an event with zombies by putting them in the room description, thus making the player encounter them each time they entered? This doesn't make sense.
- What was the point of the old people, and the description for this game being "you will meet people, be careful with them"? As far as I could tell, the "people" were just objects that did absolutely nothing.
- When creating objects, please fix the prefixes, otherwise we get "You can see a An Spring" and it's off putting
I dunno why I made this list really, as you probably won't listen and will continue to feed the sandbox, but all in all, please at least put effort into a game before publishing it. I honestly don't see why people do this, what you expect from us?
- If you're going to add objects, always put a description. The dreaded, "nothing out of the ordinary" is a sure sign of a badly made game. And "looks scary" isn't a good description for a giant mountain.
- Why were we trying to go to the tea party? Why were there zombies? Why did you attempt to create an event with zombies by putting them in the room description, thus making the player encounter them each time they entered? This doesn't make sense.
- What was the point of the old people, and the description for this game being "you will meet people, be careful with them"? As far as I could tell, the "people" were just objects that did absolutely nothing.
- When creating objects, please fix the prefixes, otherwise we get "You can see a An Spring" and it's off putting
I dunno why I made this list really, as you probably won't listen and will continue to feed the sandbox, but all in all, please at least put effort into a game before publishing it. I honestly don't see why people do this, what you expect from us?
Review for HAUNTED HOUSE (BY MAX)
14 Oct 2016
The only thing scary about this is that you didn't even add a single object to the game before uploading
Review for Pokemon Diamond
04 Jul 2016
seriously?
Review for The Very Short Quest
04 Jul 2016
Pro tip: if it doesn't even last a second, or worse yet, if it doesn't function whatsoever, DON'T UPLOAD IT
pls thx
pls thx
Review for The Hero's Calling
04 Jul 2016
No substance and it looks like you spent around 10 minutes making it, but 2 stars for trying. Also, you seem to have confused room names with room descriptions, those are two entirely different things and it makes the game confusing, not only for us the players but for you in trying to create it.
Review for Cabin Fever
02 Jul 2016
I really liked this :D
Review for The Dungeon
02 Jul 2016
Please consider finishing or maybe even adding some semblance of content to your game before publishing, the sandpit grows ever larger with each game uploaded that hasn't had any effort put into it.
02 Jul 2016
Pro tip: This is a website for interactive fiction, otherwise known as textadventures. Fanfiction belongs on fanfiction.net, text based games belong here. At least make a gamebook, not just a giant paragraph with terrible grammar and then publish it.
Also, it's not really a good idea to make "parts" of your games, I've seen a lot of games that do this and it kind of clutters the categories, especially when said games are incredibly short and lack substance.
-1/10 ign
Also, it's not really a good idea to make "parts" of your games, I've seen a lot of games that do this and it kind of clutters the categories, especially when said games are incredibly short and lack substance.
-1/10 ign
Review for Pizza Dude - The Special Delivery
22 Feb 2016
The links are broken and this game doesn't deserve more than 2 stars but I'm gonna give it 5 stars because I can
Review for Banana
20 Feb 2016
This is the highest form of comedy I have ever witnessed in my 2 years of making textadventures
Review for The Adventure of Jeg
02 Mar 2015
Brilliant Grammar.
Review for Lemon Simulator 2014
27 Dec 2014
This is the absolute best lemony goodness game in the world
Review for It
30 Sep 2014
That was a REALLY good game for your first! I love how the monster can appear in any room and rip you to pieces! Hurray! I made it to the outside of the building and I don't know how to use the car, though...
Review for One Night at Freddy's
25 Sep 2014
Oh GOD. I died several times and it actually felt scary for a textadventure. I was always terrified that one of them was in the next room.
Review for the walk
01 Jul 2014
I'm guessing that this "branden" is you rating your own games? Or is it a friend? Because this game REALLY does not deserve five stars, jeez. So, apparently I'm a sociopathic kid with a knife killing random creatures. How does that make any sense?
Review for Elcemir
01 Jul 2014
You're getting better, but maybe try making a text adventure instead of a gamebook? These are KINDA boring, you know. My games are boring too, but they make no sense, so I guess you can expect that.
Review for minecraft 1
01 Jul 2014
This is just sad. It tries to direct you to a game site and is unfinished. You should make an actually good game for once.
Review for The Swagical Adventures of Aria
28 Jun 2014
meep meep meeeeep
Review for The Lunastone
07 May 2014
I have not beaten this, but so much work has been put into it, and it is amazing. Best game I've seen in FOREVER.
AND EVER.
AND EVER.
Review for Ka'Hal: The King of Dragons
26 Apr 2014
Good! It was very funny, and kinda frustrating. But it was still awesome!
Review for Steve the Leaf
27 Mar 2014
It was too short, but I liked it. By the way, Steve was a leaf.
Review for Mew cats
23 Mar 2014
LOL
This is just the kind of game that I like to make.
This is just the kind of game that I like to make.
Review for The Legend of the Missing Hat
01 Mar 2014
This is a super cute and easy game i found on here. It is pretty short but still really good someone else should play it.
Review for The Cursed and Damned
10 Feb 2014
Great! I saw nothing wrong with it except you spelled medical wrong. But I don't really care, so good job!
Review for Dungeon of the Elementals
10 Feb 2014
This is pure genius.
Review for Just Don't Get Killed
08 Feb 2014
Hurray for rabid squirrels!
Review for space adventure time
05 Feb 2014
BEST. GAME. EVAR.
It has just my kind of random humor. Great job and stuff. I made a no-sense game too, but I'm afraid to release it because it's so easy to die and people will rate it bad for that reason. So therefore, I am hiding it. But this is the best game i've ever played. Nothing was really capitalized and it was pretty short, but I simply refuse to rate it less. You get the banana award for this game.
Hurray for youuuu
It has just my kind of random humor. Great job and stuff. I made a no-sense game too, but I'm afraid to release it because it's so easy to die and people will rate it bad for that reason. So therefore, I am hiding it. But this is the best game i've ever played. Nothing was really capitalized and it was pretty short, but I simply refuse to rate it less. You get the banana award for this game.
Hurray for youuuu
Review for Mystery Mansion
30 Jan 2014
Why?
There are no good descriptions and there's only two rooms. Why?! And after I go to the living room I am unable to move or see anything. Did I suddenly lose my ability to walk and become blind? What happened?
There are no good descriptions and there's only two rooms. Why?! And after I go to the living room I am unable to move or see anything. Did I suddenly lose my ability to walk and become blind? What happened?
Review for i don`t know what to call this game
30 Jan 2014
What do you do?
I went inside the barrel of the gun somehow it was fun
I went inside the barrel of the gun somehow it was fun
Review for Paranoia
22 Jan 2014
What is this madness? The only puzzle...IS...GOING EAST! HOW HARD! I NEVER WOULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT IF I HADN'T HAD ANY SENSE.
Review for Dungeons and Dragons
13 Jan 2014
It was okay, but short. And random. I like randomness. But it was too short for me and there really wasn't a story to it and you should make more endings, please. And more options. That is all I have to say.
Review for Dad vs. Unicorn
13 Jan 2014
I didn't like the language in it, but other than that, killing things as a unicorn is amazing. I applaud you, author of this game, for making a game that truly makes almost no sense but just enough for everyone not to hate it.
Review for mineing
10 Jan 2014
You are in a room.
You can see a miners.
> look at miners
Nothing out of the ordinary.
> take miners
You can't take it.
> Look at miners
Nothing out of the ordinary.
> talk to miners
It says nothing.
> ask miners about mining
It does not reply.
Hm. How strange.
You can see a miners.
> look at miners
Nothing out of the ordinary.
> take miners
You can't take it.
> Look at miners
Nothing out of the ordinary.
> talk to miners
It says nothing.
> ask miners about mining
It does not reply.
Hm. How strange.
Review for Lost Dog
09 Jan 2014
I liked it, and I didn't find any bugs.
Review for Job Quest
09 Jan 2014
Nice game! I soon realized that there is no way to win, since everything just gets worse and worse the more you play.
Review for evolution
08 Jan 2014
What? WHAT?!
Even though I have no idea what happened, since the Leader of Terror appeared and swore at me (at least, I think he did), then sent me in the future for some reason... I'm pretty sure this was a joke. And the points thing at the end made no sense either. I'm a pretty no-sense kind of person, so this kind of made me laugh. But you're still getting one star for putting no effort into it. Too bad.
Even though I have no idea what happened, since the Leader of Terror appeared and swore at me (at least, I think he did), then sent me in the future for some reason... I'm pretty sure this was a joke. And the points thing at the end made no sense either. I'm a pretty no-sense kind of person, so this kind of made me laugh. But you're still getting one star for putting no effort into it. Too bad.