An MLG Adventure by ParableDood

UPDATE (2/11/16): The game has been made 20% cooler by making the game more hyper-realistic and adding a new Skeleton mini-adventure! Git gud and play the new version today!

You are a MLG noscoper on a quest to save the world from the skrubz who are out for revenge. They are developing a Illuminati Bomb to destroy the MLG noscopers, but they need Doritos and Mountain Dew to finish it. You are the last MLG noscoper with Doritos and Mountain Dew, so you must protect your stash from those skrubz.

Are u MLG enough to stop the skrubz and save the world?