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Eat Cow To Live by Paper Asssassin

RPG

TERMINATE AND EAT COW!!!
Completely original idea and completely original theme.
It's fun and unique! Try it! Please rate or comment if you like!

Eat Cow To Live,

Play it,
Love it.

Ps. What direction does the water in your toilet spin?
Clockwise or counter-clockwise?

Play online

Review by goose

19 Jul 2020

It was fun. But it makes no sense that cows only cost $1 lol

Review by Heres a problem

16 Feb 2020

not even entertaining. Theres literally one or twow choices and u either die from poor weapons or u dont die

Review by jmnevil54

18 Jul 2018

You kill a cow. You eat the cow. I died twice. It's very short. It's very violent.

Review by Maiominor

26 Feb 2018

Divertido juego. Buen trabajo.

Review by SoftheartRocks

01 Feb 2017

Hilarious! It isn't too complicated, but it is difficult.

Review by kurdibur

05 May 2015

Really? Really? Fine idea... Elaboration needed, I don't get it. I won without 'killing the cow' sure the game was a joke idea but. But really? As MisterPibb316 said, more substance needed, a lot more.

Review by MisterPibb316

24 Apr 2015

It's cute and short, but as a game itself, there's simply nothing of substance in here. That, and if you happen to pick the right options it is easily beatable in two minutes.