Nothing Special. (fixed) by LemonGrabJuice

Comedy

You're just a fast food worker. A GOD DANG LEGENDARY ONE, THAT IS!

Travel to hell and back (except maybe not the back, depending on your choices) and even have a few run ins with Satan himself!

Choose between a whole different bunch of routes!
Some may lead to immediate death, others may make you rich!

Wonder why there is a voice floating around!

Meet with characters from another text adventure, "Square Root of Stupid!" (You'll have to scrounge around hard, but you'll find them eventually.)

Debug list:

Accidentally left the player at page 19, but I fixed it.
Forgot to add a link to page 1 after the Old Age Death on the Nice Guy route.
Forgot to add an ending for the "throw nearby pedestrian" option.

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Review by Techno09

28 Dec 2022

This game is a certified hood classic.

Review by Silk-Whisper

06 Sep 2021

Absolutely gorgeous literature. Gave me lil ol me a stroke! I dont know wether it was from the gorgeousness or the beautiful spinning artworks.
Love it! Keep up da funnis

Review by Bravo

19 Jul 2021

Love that you added a little cameo from another game, the one with the guy in cardboard armor and has a kale

Review by SilverStone the dragon

23 Aug 2019

Whoa! The gifs made my mind go WHOOOO but seriously-this game is actually kinda fun! Play this if you don't mind gifs and like interesting games.