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Assassin by Mocha Man and Eager Elmer

RPG

In this game you will explore ThereIsNoMafiaHereVille, a large happy town with a powerful mafia. This town is not happy in all ways, however... an incredibly corrupt mayor is unintentionally making unemployment rates skyrocket. You will begin without a job and forced to work for the mafia to make a living... and to kill the mayor who has ruined your life. You begin outside a tavern that will affect your life unfathomably (if you go get a drink inside that is).<br>There MIGHT be another version of this game coming out from the police force's point of view.

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Review by maxx gamer

24 May 2016

the map doesn't work and i am stuck finding the ballpit

Review by kokybo

06 Mar 2014

i love this game. It took me a while to figure out but now i get what i am doing

Review by TeriyakiFreak

06 Feb 2014

I've talked to Vinnie, now I'm stuck in the club, what do I do?!

Review by Paper Asssassin

04 Jan 2014

SUPER EPIC GAME!!! BEST. GAME. EVER. THIS SHOULD BE RATED TOP GAME!!!

Review by calidro

06 Oct 2013

The best text-based game I have ever played! But unfortunately the >Restore command doesn't work and I can't load my game. I was very deep in the story already and didn't want to restart the game so I quit before I could finish the story. PLEASE FIX THIS

Review by Mac Ewing

18 Aug 2013

Pretty good so far. The only suggestion I can make would be using the "clear screen" every now and then. Some of the street descriptions were big enough that it could get a bit confusing. Really good gameplay, though.