Thank you so much for volunteering to be one of the first players of our brand new research based state-of-the-art planet wide simulator! Before we start I'd like to mention our generous and benevolent sponsors Tesla and Crypto Aquarius! Without their funding we would not have been able to build the massive self learning artifical intelligence system which runs this very planet. Yes you heard right! Not only is every situation you face on our sweet baby designed to challenge the problem solving skills of the average human being, but everytime you get out of a sticky situation the information collection system built into your surroundings will quickly help to generate challenges catered to your specific lack of skills!
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"Wait what was that last part."
"This is so exciting. I can't wait to learn about my innate human potential."