ETHAN EXITS STAGE RIGHT DOOR TO ROSEBED. AS HE OPENS THE DOOR, THE LIGHTS ILLUMINATE THE ROSEBED, WHICH SEEMS COULD USE SOME WATERING. HE APPRAOCHES THEM AS HE SPEAKS ON AN OLD FLIP PHONE IN A QUIET TONE.
ETHAN: (ON EDGE) HEY, NOW'S NOT THE BEST TIME.... JUST VISITING SOME FRIENDS FOR A WHILE. AFTER EVERYTHING... YOU KNOW. YOU NEED SOMETHING? ... NOT REALLY.... I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT... OUT OF TOWN.... LOOK, I'M NOT IN THE SCENE RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST CLEARING MY HEAD.... WELL, HOW IS THAT MY PROBLEM?.... I DON'T GET WHY YOU'RE SO INTO THIS.... JUST ASK ONE OF THE GUYS, I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS."
ETHAN ENDS THE CALL, PUTTING THE PHONE IN HIS BACK POCKET. HE
ETHAN ENDS THE CALL. HE QUIETLY REENTERS THE HOUSE AND LIES ON THE COUCH IN THE LIVING ROOM, TURNING ON THE TV WITH A REMOTE BEFORE HE FALLS ASLEEP.
AS ALL THIS IS HAPPENING (AS SOON AS ETHAN APPRAOCHES THE ROSEBED) 'DIRECTOR' ENTERS FROM AUDIENCE SEATING AND HEADS CENTER-FRONT STAGE WITH THE CONFIDENCE AND SHOWMANSHIP OF AN EXPERIENCED MANAGER.
DIRECTOR: GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE! (EXPLAINS CHARISMATICALLY HOW TO VOTE AND THE FIRST CHOICE. THIS CONTINUES AS ETHAN SPEAKS.) NOW... A FUN QUESTION JUST TO TEST THINGS OUT.
DIRECTOR: TWO CHOICES: BLUE OR RED. DONES'T MATTER WHICH, IT WON'T AFFECT YOUR EXPERIENCE. JUST TO GET A FEEL FOR HOW VOTING WORKS....
AT THIS POINT IN TIME, THE DIRECTOR'S SPEECH PRESENTS THEM WITH THEIR FIRST CHOICE. THE AUDIENCE HAS A SET AMOUNT OF TIME TO CHOOSE (15s). DURING THIS TIME, OMINOUS MUSIC BEGINS TO THE SOUND OF A TICKING MARKING THE PASSAGE OF TIME. THE DIRECTOR GIVES INSTRUCTION UNTIL TIME IS UP.
DIRECTOR: WELL DONE, EVERYONE! IT LOOKS LIKE OF THE XX AUDIENCE MEMBERS TONIGHT, X PERCENT OF YOU CHOSE BLUE, X PERCENT CHOSE RED, AND X PERCENT CHOOSE NEITHER. PERHAPS THEY PREFER MAGENTA.
IF RED: ETHAN TAKES THE RED DRUG, SPASING OUT
IF BLUE: ETHAN ABSTAINS
DIRECTOR: IN ANY CASE, IF YOU ARE EXPERINCING TECHNICAL ISSUES, SIMPLY RAISE YOUR HAND AND WE CAN HELP YOU OUT/APPRAOCH TECH HELP AREA DEDICATED TO HELPING AUDIENCE MEMBERS. (IF ANY TIME IS NEEDED TO HELP AUDIENCE MEMBERS WITH THE VOTING, IT CAN BE DONE NOW BY HOWEVER MEANS THE THEATRE FEELS ADEQUEATE. THIS PREVIOUS INSTRUCTION BY DIRECTOR IS OPTIONAL.) ENJOY THE SHOW!
AT THIS POINT, ETHAN IS LYING ON THE COUCH ASLEEP. THE TV IS ON, BUT SILENT.
BLUE
RED