Shrek Jr. and the Curse of the Terrible Film Franchise

Son of Shrek the great, Shrek Jr. sat alone in his personal kiddy-swamp. He stroked his penile furiously, staring at his two dead goldfish float aimlessly in their rancid, spoogey, tanks. The thought of his two dead grandparents lingered faintly in the back of his mind as he reached climax. He directed his ejac to his sleeping father, who promptly choked and died on his son's rancid ejac.

His mother was not present to take care of him, as she had died the same fate like five minutes earlier.

So the quest of Shrek Jr: heir to the terrible movie franchise, is born. Join him on a journey as he pops the sweet dank cherry of all his classmates, and maybe a couple teachers ffs idk what you're into jfc you're one caddy motherfucker.

call me daddy