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You wake up, feeling slightly drowsy, but otherwise fine.
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You wake up, feeling slightly drowsy, but otherwise fine. [[Get Up]] [[Go Back To Sleep]]

[[Have A Shit]] [[Eat Breakfast]] [[Take A Shower]] [[Get Dressed]]

[[Continue Dozing]] [[Get Up]]

Feels gooooood.... [[Daydream]] [[Eat Your Shit]] [[Flush and wash hands]]

[[Toast]] [[Or Cereal]]

[[Get Up]]

Crap, it burnt on one side :(. [[Jam]] [[Butter]] [[Marmalade]] [[Or All Of The Above]]

[[Milk]] [[Or Eat It Dry]]

You start dozing on the toilet, then suddenly jolt awake. [[Flush and wash hands]]

[[Eat Breakfast]]

Now you're talking! [[Get Dressed]] [[Or Lounge About In PJs]]

Bit plain, if I do say so myself, but each to their own. [[Get Dressed]] [[Or Lounge About In PJs]]

Don't like Marmalade myself, but I'm not trying to put you off or anything. [[Get Dressed]] [[Or Lounge About In PJs]]

Tastes a bit weird, but I guess there's a first time for everything. [[Get Dressed]] [[Or Lounge About In PJs]]

Damn, it's past its sell-by date. [[Have It Anyway]] [[Or Pop Down To The Shop]]

Tastes good, but not as good as it does with Milk on it. [[Get Dressed]] [[Or Lounge About In PJs]]

Fortunately, it tastes fine. [[Get Dressed]] [[Or Lounge About In PJs]]

[[Just buy Milk]] [[Buy Milk And Extra Food]]

[[Jeans and top]] [[Jeans and hoodie]] [[Or All Of The Above?]]

You doze on the sofa for five minutes, then decide to [[Get Dressed]]

Looking cool. [[Go To Work]]

Looking gangsta. [[Go To Work]]

Looking...Weird, but who am I to judge? [[Go To Work]]

[[Go Back Home]]

Better safe than sorry. [[Go Back Home]]

[[Eat Breakfast with newly bought milk]]

Mmm, lovely. [[Get Dressed]] [[Or Lounge About In PJs]]

You swagger through the revolving doors of your workplace. Your pal, Paul, waves as he sees you enter, 'Hi, Bob!' he calls cheerily. [['Hi, Paul']] [['Die, KillDestroy96!']] [['Fuck off']]

You Are DISGUSTING. I'm guessing you're not gonna want breakfast after that. [[Get Dressed]] [[Or Lounge About In PJs]]

He smiles and goes about his day. [[Get a coffee]] [[Get a mocha]] [[Get a Hot Chocolate]] [[Get Tea]] [[Get an iced drink]] [[Go to your office]]

'Bob, now's NOT the time to discuss my Counter Strike addiction', he whispers, looking around him like the paranoid sonofabitch he is. He then dives under his desk and covers his head with his hands, like an earthquake is imminent. You just roll your eyes and carry on with your day. [[Get a coffee]] [[Get a mocha]] [[Get a Hot Chocolate]] [[Get Tea]] [[Get an iced drink]] [[Go to your office]]

He smiles awkwardly and blinks a couple of times, not sure whether you are joking or not. He then realises how awkward he must look and resumes working. 'See you around.', he calls after you, as you continue with your day. [[Get a coffee]] [[Get a mocha]] [[Get a Hot Chocolate]] [[Get Tea]] [[Get an iced drink]] [[Go to your office]]

You approach the coffee vending machine and decide to get a [[Flat White]] [[Cappuccino]] [[Latte]] [[Americano]] [[Cortado]] [[Espresso]]

As you walk around the corridor into your office, you see Sally, who you consider as your best friend (and hopefully, one day, more than that, fingers crossed). She notices you almost immediately and runs up to you to give you a pretty tight hug. Okay, more like a VERY tight hug, and as you pull away, you start to inhale oxygen again, thank God. 'Hi, Bob, how was your weekend?', she asks. [['It was fine, nothing much happened.']] [['Meh.']] [['It was awesome! I went Laser Tagging and stayed up ALL NIGHT playing Halo 5: Guardians on Legendary difficulty with Jeff, and had beer and Pepperoni pizza!']] [['Good. How was yours?']] [['I LOVE YOU.']]

Good old classic coffee. [[Go to your office]]

Nice and frothy. [[Go to your office]]

Not my favourite, but you ARE the player. [[Go to your office]]

Yum. [[Go to your office]]

A new experience in the wonders of coffee. [[Go to your office]]

Cheap and nice. [[Go to your office]]

You approach the Costa vending machine and decide to get a [[Mocha Cortado]] [[Mocha Latte]] [[Just A Mocha]]

You sip the Hot Chocolate. Mmm, nice. Shame about the price, though. [[Go to your office]]

You approach the Costa vending machine and decide to get a [[Traditional Tea]] [[English Breakfast Decaffinated]] [[Simply Sencha Green Tea]] [[Citrus And Ginger Twist]] [[The Earl]] [[Thoroughly Minted]] [[Christmas Tea]]

You approach the Costa machine, and decide to get a [[Iced Cappuccino]] [[Iced Latte]] [[Iced Cortado]] [[Iced Americano]] [[Iced Caramel Latte]] [[Iced Chocolate]] [[Iced Ristretto]] [[Iced Mocha]] [[Iced Espresso]] [[Iced Macchiato]] [[Iced Mocha Cortado]] [[Iced Mocha Latte]]

Just needed that little wake-up kick. [[Go to your office]]

Love a Latte [[Go to your office]]

Perfect. [[Go to your office]]

Nice. [[Go to your office]]

Can't go wrong with a Latte. [[Go to your office]]

Never tried this, but hey, might be nice. [[Go to your office]]

Like an Americano, but better, 'cause of the icccce... [[Go to your office]]

Mmm...Caramelllllll... [[Go to your office]]

Everyone loves chocolate! [[Go to your office]]

Mmm...refreshing... [[Go to your office]]

That little bit of extra indulgence... [[Go to your office]]

Simple pleasure. [[Go to your office]]

Lovely froth. [[Go to your office]]

Love it. [[Go to your office]]

Like an espresso, but better. [[Go to your office]]

The original, the best. [[Go to your office]]

Perfect with a fry-up, too bad you don't have one. [[Go to your office]]

Green tea...lovely. [[Go to your office]]

If you're feeling adventurous... [[Go to your office]]

Named after me, of course. (I'm only joking...) [[Go to your office]]

Just like yourself. [[Go to your office]]

Perfect for Winter, weird for any other occasion. [[Go to your office]]

'I keep telling you, you should get out more.', She replies. 'Which reminds me, I'm hosting a party on Friday. A couple of friends of mine are coming and there's gonna be beer and karoake. Do you want to come?' [['I'd love to.']] [['I'll need to check my diary...']] [['Cool, what's the occasion?]] [['No, sorry, I'm busy that day.']] [['I LOVE YOU.']]

'And what does that mean in English?' [['It was fine, nothing much happened.']] [['It was awesome! I went Laser Tagging and stayed up ALL NIGHT playing Halo 5: Guardians on Legendary difficulty with Jeff, and had beer and Pepperoni pizza!']] [['I LOVE YOU.']]

She just stares blankly for a couple of seconds... 'That sounds like...fun.', she says at last. 'Didn't understand a word of it, but at least you had fun.', she murmurs under her breath. 'Anyway, I gotta get work done, you?' [['Yeah, believe me when I say it's piling up. Literally, piles.']] [['Nah, gonna go grab a bite to eat, first.']] [['I LOVE YOU.']]

'Yeah, mine was good too.', she smiles, 'Listen, can you help me with the analysis graph of those sales estimates that the boss keeps banging on about. It's just that I won't get it done in time, otherwise, and you know I'll be demoted if that happens.' [['Yeah, sure. Just tell me what to do, and I'll be there.']] [['I'll see. I mean, I have work of my own to be getting on with, you know.']] [[Get outta here, it's work that's been appointed to you for a reason.']] [['I LOVE YOU.']]

She just stares at you. 'OKAYYYY.', she says, finally, 'You have just made this "pleasant" conversation a bit weird. Let's change the subject.' You decide to talk about... [[Work]] [[Gaming]] [[How expensive coffee has gotten]] [[The end of the world]]

'Great! See you at mine at around, shall we say 6?', she replies. 'Right, well, gotta get on with some work, you?' [['Yeah, believe me when I say it's piling up. Literally, piles.']] [['Nah, gonna go grab a bite to eat, first.']] [['I LOVE YOU.']]

'Got a lot of stuff on, have you?', she replies. 'Maybe I was wrong about needing to get out more. Well, you just let me know. 'Anyway, got a lot of work to get on with, you?' [['Yeah, believe me when I say it's piling up. Literally, piles.']] [['Nah, gonna go grab a bite to eat, first.']]

'Oh, it's a new year's party, so I made sure to get in there with the wine and crackers BEFORE any of my friends.', she replies. 'Anyway, I need to get on with some work, you?' [['Yeah, believe me when I say it's piling up. Literally, piles.']] [['Nah, gonna go grab a bite to eat, first.']]

'Oh, cool. Doing what?' [['Hosting a party of my own, shame you can't come.']] [['Work, work and... oh, yeah, more work.']] [['Getting to level 40 in Destiny, so I can be harder to beat in the Trials Of Osiris mode!']] [['Um, uhh...']] [['I LOVE YOU.']]

'Ugh, don't get me started on work. Actually that might not be a bad idea, as I have stuff to get on with right now, you?' [['Yeah, believe me when I say it's piling up. Literally, piles.']] [['Nah, gonna go grab a bite to eat, first.']]

'Yeah, you know, I don't game as much as you, 'cause I actually have to DO work, instead of just let it pile up. In fact, I gotta get some done now, you?' [['Yeah, believe me when I say it's piling up. Literally, piles.']] [['Nah, gonna go grab a bite to eat, first.']]

'I KNOW RIGHT...', she says sarcastically. 'I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT. OH SHIT.', she says, looking at her watch. 'THIS CONVERSATION HAS MADE ME MISS A...UH...DEADLINE.' She quickly returns to her normal self. 'Phew. Well, gotta do some OVERDUE work, you?' [['Yeah, believe me when I say it's piling up. Literally, piles.']] [['Nah, gonna go grab a bite to eat, first.']]

'What lovely things we chat about, eh?' She puts on a fake dreamy smile. 'Well, I'd love to hang about and chat about the eventual apocalypse, but, you know,' she taps her watch, 'things to do. How about you?' [['Yeah, believe me when I say it's piling up. Literally, piles.']] [['Nah, gonna go grab a bite to eat, first.']]

Coming Soon...

'True, I suppose. Are you sure you can't give me just five minutes?' [['Yeah, sure. Just tell me what to do, and I'll be there.']] [['No']]

'Yeah, I know, I thought you might just like to help a friend out.' [['Yeah, sure. Just tell me what to do, and I'll be there.']] [['No']]

What to work on first? [[Sales Chart]] [[File Sorting]] [[Excel Documentation]]

Now, where to go eat? [[Subway]] [[McDonalds]] [[Burger King]] [[Pizza Hut]] [[Or A Restaurant]]

'Maybe next time, eh? Anyway, gotta get work done, how about you?' [['Yeah, believe me when I say it's piling up. Literally, piles.']] [['Nah, gonna go grab a bite to eat, first.']]

'I don't know if that's meant to be sarcastic or not. Anyhow, I gotta get some work done, you?' [['Yeah, believe me when I say it's piling up. Literally, piles.']] [['Nah, gonna go grab a bite to eat, first.']]

'Wow, it's nice to see you value your XBOX more than your friends. Well, I gotta get some work done, you?' [['Yeah, believe me when I say it's piling up. Literally, piles.']] [['Nah, gonna go grab a bite to eat, first.']]

'You need to speak louder for me to hear you. Ah, it doesn't matter, I gotta get some work done, you?' [['Yeah, believe me when I say it's piling up. Literally, piles.']] [['Nah, gonna go grab a bite to eat, first.']]

'Oh, I see, got work to do then?' [['Yeah, believe me when I say it's piling up. Literally, piles.']] [['Nah, gonna go grab a bite to eat, first.']]

Coming soon...

Coming Soon...

Ahh, nice and warm. What hair product do you use? [[Head and Shoulders]] [[Shampoo]]

Nice little bit of conditioner. [[Have A Shit]] [[Eat Breakfast]] [[Get Dressed]]

The original hair product, called a classic for a reason... [[Have A Shit]] [[Eat Breakfast]] [[Get Dressed]]